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Carpenter Sticker Bomb Custom Hydro Dipped Full Brim Hard Hat

$89.99
  • Hand-dipped one at a time. No two come out identical.
  • Free US shipping · Ships in 1–2 business days · arrives in 3–5

Buying for someone? You don't need their hat size. The ratchet fits head sizes 6½ to 8.

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Hard hat facts

Shell
Full brim
Type I, Class E, ANSI/ISEA Z89.1
Suspension
4-point ratchet
Fits head sizes 6½ to 8
Finish
Hand-dipped in USA
Sealed under a clear coat
Shipping
USPS with tracking
Free to US addresses
Returns
30 days, unused
You pay return shipping unless it arrives damaged or defective, or we sent the wrong hat
Crew orders
5 or more?
Text us the designs
Questions? Call or text (443) 371-3179

Carpenter Sticker Bomb: a full brim hard hat covered in carpenter slogans, saw blades and woodworking badges.

One size. The 4-point ratchet suspension adjusts to fit head sizes 6 1/2 to 8. That's about 20 3/8 to 25 1/8 inches around the head, or 52 to 64 centimeters. Buying it as a gift? You don't need to know their size. Same design as the photos, but each one is hand-dipped, so the pattern lands a little different on every hat and yours is one of a kind.

  • The design: slogans like Sawdust Is Man Glitter, I Turn Wood Into Things and World's Okayest Carpenter, plus a skull in a yellow hard hat. Black, orange, red and green on white.
  • Full brim: the brim runs all the way around for shade and rain runoff.
  • Finish: sealed under a clear coat. It can scratch with hard use, but the design sits underneath.
  • Care: clean with a damp cloth and mild soap only.
  • Accessories: compatible with standard hard hat accessories.

Good for:

  • Carpenters, framers and cabinet makers who like a laugh.
  • Anyone who spends the weekend in the wood shop.
  • A gift for a carpenter dad, uncle or husband.

About this design

Carpenter slogans and woodworking art cover the hat edge to edge on a white background. You can read Sawdust Is Man Glitter, I Turn Wood Into Things, World's Okayest Carpenter and Some People Call Me a Carpenter, the Most Important Call Me Dad, next to saw blades, crossed tools and a skull in a yellow hard hat.

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Questions people ask

The shell is. Every hat uses the same Pyramex Ridgeline full brim shell, certified to ANSI/ISEA Z89.1 Type I, Class E. Hydro dipping is an exterior finish. Drilling, cutting, or altering the shell voids certification, and dipping does neither. ANSI does caution that some paints and solvents can damage a shell, so the process matters: these hats are dipped by a specialist partner who has been dipping Ridgeline shells for years.

Sealed under a clear coat. It can scratch with hard use, but the design sits underneath.

Ships in 1–2 business days · arrives in 3–5. Every order goes out by USPS with tracking, and you'll get the tracking number as soon as it ships. Shipping is free on every US order.

30-day returns on unused hats in original condition. You pay return shipping unless the hat arrives damaged or defective, or we sent the wrong one. Damaged or defective? Send photos within 7 days of delivery and we'll replace it.

Ordering 5 or more? Text or email us the designs and how many, and we'll get back to you within one business day. Everyone can pick a different design. Call or text (443) 371-3179, email orders@hydrodippedhardhats.com, or use the crew order form.

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